Brother?

Yeah but I don't pay anybody for my seat ya dingus!

I have three boys, I do a lot of plunging. Shit happens.

Its like Herbie meets MrBean..

I'm sure this is going to draw a lot of criticism, but I like it when car makers do something whimsical or interesting with the red-line. QOTD-Best red-lines on a factory tach?

The SVO

This comes to mind

Old kei cars. Preferably low weight and low hp, gives you the sensation of going fast at non-illegal speeds. The usual better to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow.

How about one with an LS1

How adorable someone thinks those are the best.

Well, what truck would they use? There aren't a lot of "green" options that can haul a mid-size sedan with heavy batteries, are there?

Ferrari 250GT Drogo, what else?

Basic, affordable, easy to maintain transportation. Hard to beat this one.

"Sorry, I just can't afford it." He said, as they walked away from their test drive. "We'll have to look at something used for you, my wife will definitely notice a purchase that big."

Nobody got the number one obscure law?