That piece is wildly inaccurate. Trump’s lips are far more anus-y in real life.

Tell him you know he’s a white guy. It really pisses him off. You’ll be a bumbitch in no time.

You Go Girl!

What the fuck is wrong with that place? It’s like Kotaku reached their raging asshole capacity and had to send the excess to Gizmodo.

I must say I’m thoroughly enjoying watching you shake the crazy off the Hoyo tree.

I was already doing that.