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...and not a one of those senators who stayed home touched a shovel or vacuum cleaner.

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

Should I be ashamed if I just keep a tab open listening to this?

Is this going to be a Josie and the Pussycats situation where the sick beat is a subliminal message to vote for the GOP

I live in DC and work not too far from the Hill. Every year I see this invading infestation of assholes for this march. What upsets me most are the children I see - ones who are clearly to young to have made up their minds on an issue, who are being used as political props. And then on a much more practical level,…

(sorry for changing my comment I just want to be my best self ok)

I’m game to star in the Real Housewives of Gaithersburg.

with the average family bringing in $112,452 per year

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

The family gathers to reminisce on the George W. Bush administration.

I couldn’t bring myself to let anyone spend $120 on a cup of watered leaves for me, although I’m sure it is delicious. :)

If a guy could get pregnant by giving himself head, Piers Morgan would be the resulting child.

Eh. British period drama so I’ll watch it.

HASN’T HE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH, YOU WHORES!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Amen, sister. Almost 32 and still baby-free, thanks to my fear of penises as a teenager, and a free supply of slut pills as an adult. THANKS OBAMA.

This one can lead them.

The local Audubon Society is very displeased with the occupation of the refuge. I wonder if they could amass an army of 1,000 falconers. Imagine them all raising their arms and a thousand birds of prey take flight, darkening the sky. They’re led by 12 great golden eagles. As the birds approach, shrieking, the…

I am reevaluating my thoughts on the death penalty rn, tbh