OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

as of this very moment, i think president circus peanut intends to fuck at least 64,469,963 of us from the oval office.

Percheskey is referring to his fleshlight.

My personal preference is “please clap.”

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

Yawn — Caitilyn’s book is likely to be as boring as she is. If you want to read good books, actually written BY trans people, read Jennifer Boylan or Kate Bornstein.

I’m sure that Cait’s book won’t come even close to answering real questions about her — how she can manage to be a Trump voter and ignore the way he and…

I like raisins. They’re just grapes who have seen things, man.

Things I can’t stop thinking about, ranked: 1: death 2. How I die 3. How can anyone like raisins? 4. Drugs 5. Ryan Gosling 6. The moon 7. Salman Hayek 8. Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies 9. Christ, I am drunk. 10. Kermit the Frog.

He should get a drink with Amber Heard’s dad.

that’s so rude! FLUSH IT

every guy’s apartment i’ve been to, there have been no trash cans in the bathrooms. thank you for having tampons and i guess i’ll just put the trash in my bag.

I would like to thank the period-having coworkers with whom I consulted for this blog.

So.... a 9 year old girl completed a course designed for what is the most elite outfit of our arsenal? I think? And we’re STILL having the conversation about whether women should be integrated into certain ranks within our armed forces?

She literally could have talked about anything else though. Even D.A.R.E., which was an epic joke, certainly started the conversation about drugs much younger and made it a community issue not just a parental issue. Or you know, just being a nice lady or whatever. People can still pick apart that but at least it has…

Wow. You are seriously defending this? There are a MILLION things she could have said about Reagan that are true. ‘Strong first lady, amazing courage during her husband’s assassination attempt’ and she went for this. How do you think you are progressive and spout this kind of stuff?

Has HRC ever done anything wrong in…

On the other hand

its no sex