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The Trump Clickbait Machine
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And I read the comments about a guy who read an article about a guy watching a pre-season NFL game, then felt compelled to comment about what a tremendous waste of time every last bit of this is, and how wonderful it is that I can avoid doing actual work by talking about inconsequential things like this.

Shit, I just read a whole article about a guy watching a whole preseason NFL game. Knowing full well the whole time that this was the topic of the article. What the hell.

But not, y’know, white allies.

*Narrator voice* It was not art

Ironically, Breitbart is blocked at my work because it isn’t on our whitelist.

wow, what a hero -_-

How much longer until Deadspin starts covering eScorts?

She and her husband sure do love to tell people how they can and cannot protest against racism.

White people will find any way to make everything about them.

Perhaps, Kelly, it’s not about your brand is a scold of white liberals either. For all the trash talk about how [white women] are othering themselves from white nationalism, you neatly otherise yourself from women as a whole. Nifty trick. There’s always someone else in the chain to blame. But congrats on this article,

That’s just journalist Clark Kent. Is he some kind of hero? I’ve never thought his Planet stuff was particularly heroic, so unless he has some kind of secret identity that nobody has told me about, I don’t see what you are getting at.

“Pardon me?”

another man arrived to assist Revis.

I don’t think he could name Bobby Lashley, and Trump trusted him with his hair.

Ryan’s new job.

Rex may have a gotten rid of the Bills wrap, but he’s kept the same mud flaps.

The reason the train is empty is because there is a homeless dude on the other end of the train.