I wouldn’t pay that for a new Aston Martin, but I might for the old one. The offer is backwards.

I miss Hoyt Axton.

That’s just so awesome! 

I’m just kidding! I’ll be looking forward to it! 

B-but why isn’t it a rusty Jeep? Wait a MINUTE! YOU’RE not David Tracy! What’s going on here? 

Goddamn it, I’ll ROLL the windows up MYSELF. You never know when you’ll drive your vehicle into a river. It’s safer that way. In my day, only people driving Cadillacs wanted electric windows!

No stupid punk is going to take MY Mercedes Benz star. 

I can certainly understand it. I am becoming a Crossover/SUV guy, and possibly a truck guy. Since we bought our Crosstrek, my wife has stopped complaining whenever I leave the paved roads. Now I can really go where I want. It’s very good. 

Typing before I have coffee. It’s never a good idea. 

People like you make me want an MX-5. 

I disagree. Every very sports car is more involving, and certainly more fun with a manual. 0-60 times be damned. I can’t imagine owning one without three pedals.

I enjoyed reading this very much. Thank you.

Unsafe at any speed. 

By these rules, is a Subaru Impreza a wagon? An AWD wagon? Is that allowed? 

Well then, by the previously established Jalopnik rules, a Suburban is not a wagon. Thank you Sammyno55 for your useful citation. 

I am joking, of course. I’d say if it’s a unibody SUV, it’s probably not a truck. A Crosstrek is just a lifted Impreza, really. 

We often take the truck camping. 

Good. I’m going to start calling my Crosstrek a truck. HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!

Well, yeah, but I was referring to the convertible. You know what I mean. Nice photo. I hope that’s yours. 

I’d love to have an MX-5. They’re swell!