Whoa! Just Whoa! Hang on there! We haven’t defined “wagon” yet! 

I thought that last one was a dolly. This does get confusing, doesn’t it? The funny thing is that we’re all discussing the same language. 

So, a 1968 Ford Bronco isn’t a truck, while an 1968 Chevy El Camino is a truck. I’m so confused.

In my country, Canada, we already do. I have only one child, and that’s all I’ll have. Now it’s up to everyone else. 

Ain’t that the truth. Our industry pollutes too much. Our transportation pollutes too much. Our farming pollutes too much. Just sitting here typing, I’m spewing carbon dioxide. I’m so evil. I should just die so that the rats and the moose can live freely again.  

I have had fast cars, but the Fit was still fun with a manual. 

They did that already. It’s called an HR-V.

I had a second generation Fit, and it truly was an excellent car. I test drove the current version, but I didn’t like it. It just didn’t have the same feel to it, along with too many touch screens. 

Brother, you’ve stumbled upon the wrong website. I think you’re looking for:

I hope you were wearing something appropriate. Great shots! I was lucky enough to attend the Goodwood Festival of Speed one year (2000), but I’ve never managed to attend the Revival. Other side of the world kinda thing. You understand. 

That canoe is waaay up there, isn’t it?

I remember when they were selling these things in Alberta Canada. There was a dealership in the town I lived in. They seemed to be everywhere for a couple of years, and then disappeared, along with the dealership. They rusted away very quickly. 

Call me a stick-in-the-mud, but I don’t want either of them. 

I agree. I’ve seen several people refer to my Crosstrek, which does 0-60 in 9 seconds, dangerous because it’s slow. Jeebus, they haven’t driven some of the cars that I’ve driven. This is down right quick compared to my old clapped-out 1982 Ford Tempo. The Crosstrek could never be mistaken for quick, but it’s no too…

You are living the life. They pay you to do this. How awesome is that?

I believe it was a Ford F350 one ton F350 dually with a crew cab. I think it was a 1995. It was the biggest pick up truck that they made. I was “lot boy” at a Ford dealership, at the time. It was unnerving to park the beast. 

Just look at all those buttons! 

I think you should apply at a few ad agencies. Or, I think there may be a career in politics for you, if you’re interested. 

Jesus, man, what are you complaining about? The light comes on when you turn the car on. You’re wasting fuel when the car’s on, man!

I want some of what Torchinsky’s smokin’.