Cheap softcore porn is bullshit. I prefer to spend a tonne of money on the hardcore stuff.

No offense, but I don’t really care who you fuck and I’d prefer it if you kept it to yourself.

Stealing mine from a Zellers. The kids in the Electronics section de-armed the box and said “take if to the front cash and pay for it.” Logic dictated that at that point it wasn’t going to set off an alarm so I walked out with confidence, got in my car and drove away.

It is a Microsoft Surface.

So, basically, there was a WWE match on TV. Not news.