The patriarchy can only survive if there are plenty of women around to hold it up. Ivanka ‘Nazi Princess’ is working for white jesus to keep women barefoot and pregnant.

I blame all the center- and right-leaning people who voted for Gary Fucking Johnson instead of, you know, the candidate that actually had a chance of winning.

Every day I hate Bernie and his bros more and more. The entitlement around Bernie and the DNC is mind boggling. That somehow a dude who has contributed nothing in his entire career to the democratic party is supposed to come in and get equal treatment to a woman who worked her entire adult life in the organization…

Smarter than the president

I don’t believe we need to know. It may be the family’s business, but not ours.

Technically, every death is a result of the brain not getting oxygen.

Remember when gas/oil prices went up really high and flight prices skyrocketed because of it? And they crammed more seats on planes and charged us heavy fees for bags? Then fuel/oil prices dropped drastically and the flight prices never went down and fees never went away? Fuck everything about the airlines.

$$$ then your already expensive as fuck new-edge green environment saving tech will be affordable.

Maybe if politicians on both sides of the aisle didn’t spend so much time trying to cripple them they wouldn’t have to take such extreme measures at times.

I blame the Democrats for nominating the least electable major party nominee in history.

“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.

Unless someone grows a spine and calls him on it and files an actual complaint, what are we supposed to do? That’s like saying that he’s going to provide his taxes or actually look into voter fraud or Russian interference in the elections or....

LOL, he never will. And he’ll never give the slightest bit of transparency that allows us to (correctly) observe that he is massively corrupt. Soon enough he won’t even give a shit if he is impeached, because he’ll have done enough to make himself tons of extra $$$ anyway. And then we’ll get senior American Taliban…

He never will, he’s made that clear. He’ll never even make the disclosures so that we know when he’s benefiting.

And everyone is so wrapped up in the political theater Trump is creating (cabinet nominations, who tf is Frederick Douglass, Steve Bannon), we’ve yet again skipped over the fact that our POTUS still hasn’t fucking fully divested himself from his businesses, many of which will likely benefit from the financial…