Good. Can you imagine sitting at the thanksgiving table with this despicable Great-Gazoo looking motherfucker?

Swear to the gods, yes.

Have we lost the idea of any due process before a person’s livelihood is destroyed?

Here’s the real solution - don’t tax companies. Seriously, I know it sounds crazy, but we shouldn’t tax corporations. Most of the rest of the world doesn’t.

Yeah but air pollution is just a liberal myth! To prove it, republicans should just go in their garages and inhale exhaust fumes for a while to prove once and for all that regulating air pollution is just a deep state conspiracy by Ellen Degeneres, Obama and Hillary done to funnel money to a pizza shop pedophile ring.

“But Jesus, why are there only one set of footprints in the hardest times in my life?”

No, he also has obsequious adoring gaze.

I think that “duh” is his natural resting face.

Alternatively, he had a raging boner from looking at the Tongan dude.

A shithole since January 20th, 2017.

“My only hope for you is that you bring home a gold medal”??? Really telling Mike that your ONLY hope for this young man is that (in spite of all the horrific things you have said and done to diminish LGBTQ people) he performs well enough to glorify this country that you are turning into a shithole.

I’m thinking more the “Cleveland Smells.”

The issue is that, despite the song, Cleveland does not in fact rock.

I get very tired of people saying “well, I’m offended by the Yankees!” or slightly more reasonably “well, I’m offended by Notre Dame!”

i liked Scott Baio a lot more when i forgot he was alive.

Oh look, another family values God Gays Guns right wing morally superior Republican hypocrite. I’m stunned...

More for the Bullshit Bank! This one’s a doozy - $1 for the non-apology, $1 for directly insulting his victim and accusing her of having an affair, $1 for making a literal joke out of his farcical non-apology. Eat shit, you worthless scum.

He’s a golem made of mayonnaise.

What about literally roasting her?

We can no longer afford to drink as much as is required to make this tolerable.