I am not quite moved by a still of Pelosi simply doing her job

At least she’s standing up and not under the table giving Trump a BJ like the entire GOP.

When was the last time you sat in a conference room full of men (literally, 16+ to your one), and had to stand up for what was right and call bullshit?  She ain’t a superhero, but for fucks sake she stands for every goddamn one of us that was in that position and COULD NOT stand up because it would have been the end…

Wrong wrong wrong. Everybody knows that mermen writhe around the mermaids in a frenzied erotic dance, much like the grunion, until they eject massive quantities of roe and sperm into the water which intermix and fertilize, external of any merbodies. The mermen then return to the briny depths not to be seen again until…

In fact, I would say that would be the most satisfying way to grind one’s axe.

This kind of shit just makes me think of when the smoking ban in bars went into effect. Suddenly, a lot of us smokers were forced to go outside on the patio and interact with other smokers we weren’t normally friends with or were really just bar friends. So I found myself surrounded by some right wingers from time to…

Ellen, GWB tried to put an anti-LGBT amendment in the Constitution because he was antsy about not getting a second term and needed to fire up the base. As in, he literally believed you and your wife weren’t entitled to the rights he has, which laid the foundation for Trump to win now.

its a t-mobile coverage map i think.

For a party that loves to yell about “cucks” I can’t think of anything that qualifies for weak and pathetic (which is what that slur implies) like THIS picture:

The president routinely humiliates Rudy Giuliani everyone he’s ever met except the dictators he brownnoses.

It’s a normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf, actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf.

Well, you can extract oil from pine nuts.

Semen Storage Blows Its Load

I watch the show and the funniest exchange happened in Bali with some medium healer who asked for a piece of her hair and she was like “Oh this is not my real hair”

Gwen Stefani bleaches her hair white AND uses extensions, so her hair is always gonna be a dry mess, yeah. Ivanka does basic highlights, so damage wouldn’t be an issue (daily heat styling would do more damage than the kind of color she has).

She’s too removed from reality for that. She makes it sound as if studying all day is some extraordinary feat. No Kimmy, that’s the norm. You don’t get a hero’s badge for reading a few books while the maids do your laundry and clean your house

Once? Once? In which paradise livest thou?

How do you know that was advice to you and not to herself? Maybe she had to remind herself that you were all young and dumb and she shouldn’t murder you. 

A friend of mine went to a Halloween rave in 1997 and said he saw a dude dressed as Princess Diana with a steering wheel around his neck.

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