My 5-year-old, inexplicably, loves AC/DC and asks for it every time he rides with me. With air guitar and rock faces in the back seat. It makes me happier than just about anything else.

Plus, as a sci-fi nerd it holds a special place in my heart for being one of Stan Winston’s first jobs, and he went out of his way to make sure that he got featured prominently in the credits, which was an industry first in the field if creature / makeup design.

He and his wife worked on all those facial prosthetics…

Tin Man and Scarecrow almost look like they are being played by key and peele, and now im sad they aren’t being played by key and peele...

Sounds like you need to read more zines. Go down to your community photocopier and hang around until my contact arrives. He’ll be the white dude with dreadlocks, you can’t miss him.

Shit, it starts young too. I helped run a STEM summer program for middle school students and one of the boys sexually harassed a girl by staring at her all day, following her around, and writing sexually explicit notes to her. The administrations general attitude was “boys will be boys.” The program was on a college…

I think so too. Maybe it was the resemblance to Charles Nelson Reilly.

This is fucking stupid. This is the PRESIDENTIAL candidate debate, not a fucking reality TV show

I was with it until this:

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.

Of, like, a terminal yeast infection.

I think he just said chocolate milfs because it sounds like chocolate milk and therin lies the absurdity. or it came to mind first because chocolate milk is the only thing he’s getting.

Yeah. The cast iron rule is never comment on a woman’s pregnancy unless (a) she mentions it first, or (b) you are her obstetrician and are actually delivering the baby at the time.

To be pendantic: This isn’t a remake, it’s a prequel/origin story. And by this logic, everyone should have assumed that Wicked was horrible and would avoid seeing it opening night.

I really don’t want to talk in a place where I’m naked.

Can you take a friend with you who can say “Woah, that’s totally inappropriate!”? Because I would be that friend.

Get caught? Why no, I always stayfree.

But we don’t need unions or collective bargaining or wage laws because each individual server can just use the vast power and leverage they hold to stop the managers from doing this sort of thing. Also I have a magic unicorn rabbit that shits skittles.

Oh I wouldn’t say that...

Holy fuck. Like what idiot hasn’t seen enough movies to know it’s pantyhose, not maxi-pads?