They’re doing better than most of the people I went to school with decades ago. 

Jerrrrruh is looking more and more like Al Davis’ corpse. Acting like it too.

I’ve mowed 4 lawns on my day off. I’m taking the rest of the day and devote it to taste testing some new beers I picked up. 

The Navy could always officially adopt the informal motto that’s been in the fleet for decades now of “It ain’t gay if happens underway.”

Yep, very old news.

YVAN EHT NIOJ!

“Independent study” time was always the best class. Today’s kids would probably use it better than me who was smoking weed and trying to hit on an office staffer.

Juuuuuuust a bit outside.

I did a double take on this story yesterday. Then I cynically chuckled, “I bet this is about McCain.” Only Trump would be so petty.

I think it speaks volumes about Michelle Obama’s character that she in no way wanted her husband to run for President, and Barack still had all his mental facilities. Anyone encouraging their spouse to run for the presidency when they’re in their fucking 70s in batshit insane at best and an opportunist at worse.

“the recording was made last Friday, when she and her son were at a trampoline park.”

What is legally preventing the companies from treating their drivers as “employees” for the purposes of state and federal employment laws while allowing the drivers to retain “flexibility”?

I’ve got to believe that if you are married to any sort of high level politician, it’s either one of convenience, or you’re so used to being unable to influence them when they’re “on”, you just let them do their thing and either throw yourself into your own work, or slip into a haze of pharmies, alcohol, and banging…

Neither will the blind guy.

Infiltrated? They never left!

Bari Weiss and Brett Stephens would like to remind you that while this is all certainly unfortunate, some people on the left have suggested the Israeli government is doing bad things, and as such the problem really lies on both sides.

They’d literally do it. I am convinced Trump could sell a bridge or some Florida real estate to these people 

Anyone that believes he “supports the troops” will also buy a famous bridge in NYC from you.

Goes even faster if you do it to a Hasselhof soundtrack.