Did your wife come down the aisle to "Hey Nineteen," or was it "You're Sixteen?"

Actually, he’s laughing

Lol my coffee hasn’t kicked in yet. I thought you were calling yourself tomatoface.

No, you’re doing it wrong!

I know, I know, don’t feed trolls. But I gotta watch this bullshit disintegrate. I’m a sadist.

Not defending Omar but she didn’t wreck that man’s home. That man did that when he stepped out his wife. Where is the dash cam video Omar forcing that man, at gunpoint, to step outside of his marriage with her?

To be clear, we are not facing this environmental crisis because “politicians are inclined to bicker.”

Where do you stand on the “Obama Boys” though?

Hey Jason, just popping in to say that your politics are garbage and you’ve learned absolutely nothing since 2016.

Jason, my dude, I say this because even though we don’t always align in our views, I think you’re an insightful, talented guy...

Two prizes at once, she’s a multitasker.

“Jerry is just like every other rich asshole owner who prizes belonging more than actually winning, who believes that who you know justifies what you do, and who thinks projecting an aura of excellence creates excellence.”

This is a good time to remind everyone this guy was brought into power thanks to the coup against Lula and Dilma engineered by Obama’s CIA.

But that doesn’t mean gun laws are a lost cause—a rural community wracked with gun suicides isn’t going to reflexively turn down a sensible plan to reduce that pain if it’s presented in the right way, with clear data and local support backing it up.

I have the Splinter, Gizmodo, Takeout, Jalopnik and Root stones. I’ll never have the Jez stone since I’ve been banned for the treasonous crime of contradicting a writer. The best I can do is snap my fingers and make a really loud fart that just annoys people around me.

It is not a sport for weak men. He never should have taken all that money if he knew he was just going to run away from the sport, with his tail between his legs, because he got a couple of booboos. Football is for real MEN and not these entitled CHILDREN who want their paychecks without giving it everything they…

I found the white bootlicker!

Fuck me, we now have to rely on children who say “yeet”

Yeah, I see your point.  But only one of them is showing mental deterioration to an alarming degree.  That alone should be disqualifying.