Say what you will about Steve Bannon, but the beauty of his soul is only matched by his physical appearance.

Lol. Perhaps Trump should give Hillary a call. I’m sure she had the next eight years of her presidency planned out and ready to go.

...do you even know what jokes are?

That’s the joke, sir.

In case your ignorance is correctable that’s Martin Luther King, Jr, not Jay Z.

“Ignorance” is correctable, but it’s really hard to develop a sense of humor.

No, that’s actually the worst. We KNOW what kind of reprehensible fuckery those shitgoblins will get up to. Erratic Trump may wake up one day and give everyone healthcare because his fucking maid got sick or something.

I think we can hope he’s as bad at being a conservative as he is at business. And that he uses his band of twitter minions to help force through things like infrastructure projects that the broad electorate generally favors but the GOP wouldn’t dream of putting in place. He’s an idiot and a hate monger, but he could…

The best we can hope for is that his ego prevents him from becoming a puppet for the republican party and nothing gets done.

“The best we can hope for is that he becomes a political puppet for the Republican Party.”

Both men are teetotalers.

They do occasionally retain admin and support staff. The Clinton White House kept Linda Tripp over from Bush’s staff. Wait, that might not be the best example...

Agreed. I think it was reported that one of the questions the Trump team asked was “Who is going to be staying on?” in a very normal-for-business fashion.

The best I can hope for is that my cocaine tree sprouts soon.

This is the most frightening quote to me.

Upon realizing just how little Trump and his team grasped about the presidency, the advisors assigned to help the transition effort were allegedly devastated: “A few of them can barely say Trump’s name without their voice cracking.”

“Hello, uh, governor Romney? I don’t suppose you still have those binders of women handy...? Also, some transition papers, a competent staff, any idea what the president does, and some Jack Daniels?”