That would put a different spin on Christmas. Penis Claus is coming to town.

My prediction is that there will be an acrimonious but temporary break up between them, that they’ll come together at the end, only for Joel to die one way or another... breaking Ellie’s and our hearts.

Haven’t seen that little guy in a while. I’ve missed him.

I think he was giving it a sea salt dry rub before eating it.

I’ll never get tired of it.

He looks like he has about a day and a half left to go.

I know. If Pence wasn’t so much worse than Trump, stupider (almost seems an inconceivable feat), more evil... I’d be completely fine with Trump hiding out in the Trump Tower penthouse for the next four years. But sadly, I’d much rather him be running things and keeping Pence at bay. Pence is SO. FUCKING. TERRIBLE.