He actually did get a call from the HOF but it was dropped

If it’s facts which put Liar-in-Chief in a bad light, then it’s “fake news”.

Well of course he thinks it’s beautiful. It was built by slaves.

That’s 60 yards per shot.

/Some days I’d be happy with that.

You seem pretty high too.

You seem pretty high too.

Golf Magazine is fake news though. They’re published the same article in 100 straight editions, “How To Hit Your Driver 300 Yards In 5 Easy Steps.” Yet I still can’t hit it for shit.

I dunno man, I’ve played the Blue Monster at Doral, it is really great.

Ashley makes it look so easy. Then again, when it comes to always finding a Trump tweet that 100% contradicts a present-day Trump tweet, maybe it really is easy.

“People are saying only five things were different on that page. I don’t know, but people, great people have called me. And, you know, they’re saying it. Five. It’s five things.”

Golfer here. I’ll peruse Golf Digest when I have a few minutes to kill. But who the fuck reads Golf Magazine?

Racism, mostly.

There’s room for one more Mr. President.

Sometimes in the evening I hit a little THC and sit in genuine, silent astonishment that Donald Trump is the current president of the United States.

“More fake news from Highlights for Kids: I colored in the lines the best and am not a Goofus.”

It’s the only thing I remember fondly from living in Columbus. We have a similar “chili” that we put on burgers and hots here in Rochester but we call it “hot sauce.” In my research for my own hot sauce recipe it became apparent that they are both descended from a Greek recipe. I keep trying to get a restaurant here…

He always was a fan of taking the under.

Rose was quick to point out he never had sex with the teen aged daughters of fans of his own team.

That’s Charlie Hustle for you. So much dedication to the game, he’d play ball even without any grass on the field.