It made me think of this sketch for some reason...

Seriously. My first thought was ‘wife material’

She’s got a huge rock on her finger, he may have already closed that deal.

I’m assuming that’s a typo and you meant the guy sitting next to her?

We could always swap him for this POS and see which is REALLY the worse

I’m beginning to think our president has no fucking clue what he’s doing.

You’d think a team would’ve at least thrown Kaep a bone.

Then you should start. Right after you get off your damn horse.

Shocked, I tell you. Shocked.

Sorry Einstein but the US gets most of its fuel from Canada.

+ one Lil bowow

Tell me more about your petroleum-free lifestyle. I’m intrigued.

take your star

I am salivating at the next wave of rabid comments for Vick’s out of touch advise.

After reading Vick’s lame retort it’s quite evident that Vick is all bark and no bite and since he no longer wants to fight I guess it’s high time we string Vick up by his neck, electrocute him and drown him till he dies.

Here, have a treat. Whoooooo’s a good booooyyyyyy dog?

+1

Can’t people just get along and stop kibbling about small issues such as this?

Oh boy can’t wait for a hot take from Gene Atkins and Michael Irvins.

I see what you did there, that’s ruff man, life’s a bitch, he should not roll over and beg or heal at the whim of his owner!