I am salivating at the next wave of rabid comments for Vick’s out of touch advise.

After reading Vick’s lame retort it’s quite evident that Vick is all bark and no bite and since he no longer wants to fight I guess it’s high time we string Vick up by his neck, electrocute him and drown him till he dies.

Here, have a treat. Whoooooo’s a good booooyyyyyy dog?

+1

Can’t people just get along and stop kibbling about small issues such as this?

Oh boy can’t wait for a hot take from Gene Atkins and Michael Irvins.

(w)Oof. That was a good one.

I see what you did there, that’s ruff man, life’s a bitch, he should not roll over and beg or heal at the whim of his owner!

Yeah, but he rolled over pretty quickly.

For real. If Kaep gets signed he’ll be on a short leash too.

At least Mike now admits he was barking up the wrong tree.

I don’t have a dog in this fight, but I agree it looks like Vick made Kap his bitch.

Universe of stars for this one

I can’t wait til Kaep caves, goes out and punches a woman and murders a few dogs and immediately gets offers from multiple NFL teams.

Im surprised they got Vick to play ball on this one

He sounds like he had a great freshman season. Maybe he can become the first successful gay NFL player too. A lot of football players in my high school growing up were slightly homophobic so I’m sure it was tough on him.

People who take their kids to breweries and bars that also happen to serve some food are the worst of the worst. They are all, without reservation, 20 and 30-somethings who don’t want to give up their lifestyle of going out and getting tanked but are too cheap/stupid/whatever to get a babysitter. I don’t want to…

I dunno. Fighting a wanna-be-facist man baby who can’t tell the truth on all fronts seems like a pretty constructive use of someone’s time IMO.

I like the tag this post if filed under “Our Garbage President”. Perfect.