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Lane splitting is illegal in my state, which makes me happy. You wait in line like the rest of us. I still see some ride in the shoulder during traffic jams, which is still very unsafe.

I can’t wait to see the asshole’s mugshot. Good work CHP. It’s jerks like this that make it tougher on all the other riders trying to be safe out there.

50 bucks says the Trump kid picks his nose....

“I wanted to give him a chance. He seemed like a real winner, but this has gone too far.” - At least one of my uncles.

Anyone think the man is physically capable of even playing a round without a cart?

Anyone think he’s ever carried his own clubs a single time in his life?

Got it. I didn’t know. Will dismiss.

She’s an experienced prosecutor and this is how you lead a hostile witness. It’s not showboating, it’s doing your due diligence on a committee when someone is clearly bullshitting you.

The reason for hostility towards Trump voters is not because we don’t understand them, it’s because we do.

Here’s one very small part of the thing: Middle America isn’t a small town in downstate Illinois, it’s suburban Chicago. The New York Times in particular has anxiety about being in the bubble of moneyed Manhattan and sends unqualified journalists to do pop-anthropology in North Dakota but doesn’t send anybody to tell

I thought that this morning – when I saw some Republican on Faux Noise screaming for “civility” – meanwhile, nobody Republican has bothered to ask about how either of the Capitol Police are doing who saved Scalise’s life, and if you Google it, they are also trying to blame the shooting on the New York Times having

Judging by her t-shirt she’s an Eagles fan, too. Christ. I liked it better when we were known for hucking battery-filled snowballs at Santa Claus or some shit.

If David Duke wholeheartedly and gleefully endorses a politician, I think it’s safe to say where that politician stands on race relations. There’s a reason openly white supremacist places like Stormfront and 4chan, who up until last year didn’t much care for any politicians, became rabid Trump supporters.

If only the victims of Dylan Roof’s Charleston church massacre had forgiven him before he started shooting, he might have miraculously become a more tolerant, understanding person. Oh, well, it is now up to black athletes to shake hands with Donald Trump, the guy who, during the campaign, said tolerant and

Plenty of columns out there suggesting anti-Trump folks need to be more civil and understand why his voters feel the way they do. Oddly, not nearly as many columns telling Trump voters to be more civil and understand why everyone else feels the way they do. How strange.

I’m still stunned that she wrote this seriously. And then the tweet exchange with Jones himself. The...fucking irony. It’s all too much.

People like her, David Brooks, Kathleen Parker are like chambermaids in the halls of power. They tidy up the place to make it look presentable, and the delusional among them think they actually live there.

We’re probably being a little unfair to Sally here. The Civil War probably could’ve been avoided if Lincoln had just reached out and invited the Charleston Slave-Traders to the White House to come celebrate their victory in the Palmetto League of American Cricket and Roundrunning Championship series. And if Jesse

Christine Flowers is still this week’s leader for “Did You Actually Put That in Print Where Other People Could See It?,” but a strong effort by Sally Jenkins here.

Nor will there be diving.