Also, when am I getting pulled out of the grays? This is getting ridiculous. I am an approved commenter on zero Gizmedia cites and I certainly should be approved on Fusion. I’m super offensive and it seems to me that’s basically the entire point of Fusion. At least just pull me out on Fusion for now and I promise to…

That’s what he said...

I can believe it - Russians aren’t known for being lighthearted or fancy-free. Mostly just dour and shitfaced.

At least that one I believe they’re working on pretty hard.

I believe that is called “the Boston response.”

“I have lots of [insert group here] friends” is a good one, but my favorite racism-charge counter is, when someone mentions a specific incident in a specific place, and the response is “This kind of thing happens everywhere.” It’s the perfect mix of deflection and tacit admission.

I’d cross the street to see him if I was about to vomit.

Who would? I wouldn’t go across across the street to see that lying sack o’ shit.

Or you have had a craniotomy with bilateral lobectomy performed.

My reaction was that Bryant Gumbel is an idiot......and, you know, even though he happens to be black

Probably because the government runs the post office and the government only employs lazy people. I’ve been told by some more of my new friends over at Stormfront that the government unmasks all of our private communications now because they need to know exactly how much of Mr. Soros check you’ve declared. If you…

I also appreciate that this time they outright said that they think mass shootings are a necessary consequence of having a free society. Normally they just imply it.

Scarily, the number of people killed by drunk driving and the number of people murdered by guns is very similar!

Well… its not like we’ve ever addressed the fact that preventing cars from running over people is a reasonable request. Now we have packs of unregistered cars roaming the countryside, mowing people down at will. Sometimes you can even just go to a car show and buy a car without any type of paperwork. Its scary… Cars.

“Bottom line,” Graham claimed, “people get shot, run over by cars, stabbed. It’s just a crazy world.”

Hi everyone. The kind folks over at FOX News and Breitbart have informed me that the race war has begun and that we should all rise up and defend ourselves from the unrelenting onslaught of liberal fascism. This is all very confusing to me because I have yet to hear any of our elected officials tell me where to sign…

Hanlon says you could simply be an unconscionable dipwad. Hanlon was a major apologist, though.

There’s a major difference, in my opinion, from dating someone with different political beliefs (because most of us fall on a spectrum of the Overton window, even within our respective sides of allegiance) and dating someone who is willing to overlook and defend the sheer deceptiveness and pure bumblefuckery of this…

I think it was a little under 300 for all 3 attacks. I’m too lazy to look it up though.

She won’t make him look like an idiot. Everyone needs a voice now. Even unhinged Nazis. You don’t want to risk alienating the moderate Nazis.