He’s going to parlay his obesity into a workman’s comp claim, just you wait.

No, that’s a real thing. Drink twice for lying.

Also, Melania is troubled by “the vapors” and Eric Trump is so vexed by bad humors in his blood that not even leeching by the Trump Concierge Barber Service has helped

“...the human body was like a battery...”

Or college student “your liver is a muscle and you need to exercise it!” levels.

“Science is...whatever we want it to be.” -Dr. Spaceman

“The human body is like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted.”

So it’s the “I have a black friend” of cities?

...Are there two Houstons?

And the most diverse city in the US.

You mean 3 of the 14 donor states that give more federal money than they receive? Sure, go tell them to suck a dick.

Even if they disclosed the existence of the warrants, that doesn’t mean they’ve disclosed the substance of the warrant affidavits, which definitely do contain classified information.

What, me worry?

hmm.... It’s almost like we have an Attorney General that fully supports systemic racism and wants to make America “great” again.

Does where information comes from make it any less true?

It’s the Mail? So, yes? It’s a tabloid, I wouldn’t believe anything it says as actual truths. Might be one or two true things in there but you just as well should link National Enquirer articles. Snopes is a more trustworthy source of opinion than the Fail

That poster is annoying AF. Yes. We’ve all seen your lame 10 year old memes. No one gives a damn about your shit. Your country fucking sucks balls and track suits have always been tacky. Lick my butt Boris.

Its not just the cognitive dissonance.

Yea except you know, not debunked conspiracy theories. Shawn Lucas was a process server not lead attorney. Troll harder.