and how are they going to hold it if you’re not already holding it? if you already set it down to fucking play volleyball, they’re not holding shit.

Oh, sure. But do you play #5 with a beer in your hand?

And where are the games involving dogs? Not cool Laura. Why do you hate freedom so much?

This is the most unAmerican bullshit I’ve ever seen. The top five lawn games should not include any entries that require you to set your beer down to participate in them.

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I think they’d all be surprised how much a Christian theocracy resembles a Muslim one.

Just World Bullshit. You have a flawed view of the world and it makes you a bad person.

Excellent point Chad. I’ll inform that poster to avoid your trigger points in the future. We all know how emotional you conservative types get.

Hm… I didn’t realize the current ballpark was a new one. Good to know!

lol that’s awesome.

When in doubt, head over to the Department of Labor.

How am I not surprised that Belle and Dibble are the first two players featured here?

you owe me a nickel motherfucker.

yep. they do a good job explaining a lot of those types of things.

Nope. Conservatives are much more likely to have a mental imbalance. Or at least a bias when processing environmental stimuli.

Science.

Fuck that troll.

No one gives a shit about what you think Chad.

because some dumb ass motherfucker apparently forgot to rinse AND repeat.