Clinton is not an elected official. No one gives a fuck.

We never really gave a shit about those children though.

I have no idea what the best move is, for the US or for humanity.

Yeah but neither do we. We can pretend to care, but we clearly don’t.

You know what’s a terrible idea in a humanitarian crisis?

Totally not in bed with Putin guys!

Considering our interest in removing Assad is humanitarian…

Listen. He doesn’t come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth. So if he wants to travel to the desert and play dress up, leave him the fuck alone. Running the free world takes a lot of work, he needs some hobbies.

We don’t hold WaPo and NYT to that standard, nor should we.

All my family members have legally immigrated to the US. Some Mexican, El Salvadorean and Canadian.

He’s not American.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/oliver-burkeman-column/2015/feb/03/believing-that-life-is-fair-might-make-you-a-terrible-person

If I and my family are capable of following the arbitrary laws and requirements to enter the US legally, why the hell should anyone else be exempt?

I don’t normally endorse blanket statements. But that one was sick.

Sure. Sure. Coming from the person who can’t read an abstract that really means a lot.

Sure. Sure. Whatever you need to tell yourself to get through the day. But if you’re ever interested in… mmmff… becoming a… mmhmhmhm… “Google Scholar” then you just give me a call. I know how to make that happen.

Ew. Sorry about that.

Yeah pretty sure the greatest “cohering force” in America is Star Wars, not sure what she’s talking about.

Just World bullshit. You have a flawed view of reality.

WOW. Hey, you’re a “Google Scholar” too! And by that I mean, you use Google to pull up a bunch of shit you don’t understand and claim you’re a scholar!