Example: Conservatives are both for and against legal pot.

“Smoking cigarettes increases your odds of cancer.”

Oh, for sure. But that’s not necessarily a concept mutually exclusive to conservatives. There’s plenty of the that on the left too.

Its because conservatives don’t really think critically. They react emotionally.

Easy everyone. You know how emotional and weepy conservatives tend to get. Let them cry it out for a couple hours. Its for their own good.

Just don’t look in the bucket of truth.

Sure. I’ll probably be the only one to bring that up then.

How do you think we get there?

so then what was your point?

Listen, I’ll put the best people on it. Tremendous people. We’ll make your dick great again. First step, let’s build a wall around Mexico because they’re coming over here and taking little pieces of your dick off every night. Then we’ll ban the Muslims because they’re made of sand and sand erodes the tip of your dick…

… isn’t he the only R in congress promising committee hearings into the Russian connections…

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Mid-summer. He will be brought down when we uncover the details of his financial relationship to Deutsche Bank. That’s where the Russian money comes in. He’s laundering money for organized crime and that’s what Putin has on him.

The two most obvious signs of a weak mind are a lack of emotional control and being uncomfortable with silence.

no that’s still pretty offensive.

I read a few articles last week about how people who still support Trump are literally not reading the news anymore. They think its all fake and they only believe what Chester Jesus has to say.

Fittest president since Taft - Harold Bornstein

nope. science or something.

human. i think one stumbled in by accident.

when the south park guys are all “we can’t make fun of this anymore…”