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its an NYC pharmacy. which was the joke in that show.

that’s duane reade and you should be ashamed. or something.

I’ve been a few times. I’ve always found that Aussies can drink a decent amount of beer but as soon as you give them the hard stuff they can’t hang.

fight me

can’t blame them. have you ever tried to get immigrant blood off of a silk tie?

Didn’t your parents ever take you down to Kmart for family photos? They have to sit really still and watch the birdie or they don’t get to go to Dairy Queen afterwards.

The whole family has an expression that says “I just hired someone to beat an immigrant to death with a folding chair.”

yeah i’m pretty sure the Preakness didn’t file for that copyright. they can be at both.

is it stale Camden weed? or is it just New Jersey?

no no no but you get way crazier off champagne than mint juleps said some aussie princess.

This is supposed to be… MORE debaucherous than the Derby? Then show me the photos of their Port-a-Potty runs. This looks like my grade school graduation.

I’m going to disagree.

Confusing how?

um… what’s this now?

Sweet anecdote. Too bad it doesn’t mean anything.

This is why all big projects are overseas now. US is filled with weak children.

No, but making him drink formula out of his mom’s ass is.

Nine times out of ten it’s an electric razor, but every once in a while...

Dayton, Ohio would happen. Is that what you fucking want? No, not its not.

Girls is not real.