No, no, no. You see he is “Tremendous. Just tremendous in bed. I sleep with a lot of women. Women like money, and I have a lot of money. They tell me I am just tremendous.”

I am sure Trump can muster a good 20-25 seconds each night.

“Every night” might be giving Trump a little too much cred in the stamina department

A sweating uncooked chicken breast covered in Paprika.

That’s it. Of all the stuff pointed out here, that’s the thing I think we need to keep re-iterating. The signed copy of his hands picture story is just the tip of the iceberg. He can’t help himself. He’s too easily ruffled, too easily baited.

I can just imagine him...in a room full of international delegates, getting pissed over any perceived slight.

with a sweating uncooked chicken breast panting upon her

I’m thinking she’s intentionally descending into a haze of fake non-native-speaker confusion as things get weirder and weirder. By November, she’ll probably just be making a series of inarticulate sound effects in lieu of coherent words.

I like to imagine that they have separate bedrooms...if they don’t, she probably likes to imagine the same.

I mean, she married an ultra-rich megacreep and continues to defend him. She’s getting pretty much exactly what one deserves when they strike that bargain.

She bought the ticket. She takes the ride.

Seriously. His insecurity is one of the things that scares me the most about him. Someone who can’t handle a mean tweet should be nowhere near nuclear weapons.

He is on the record as saying that the mother is responsible for raising the kids (this was in response to a comment about having so many kids—saying that must be so much work for him. And he was like, nah, that’s the mom’s job).

You think his panting is bad? How about kissing him?

I do feel bad for her, and for the son— he’s just a kid. HOWEVER, there is something so incredibly weird about women who use their looks to attract old guys with money. They never seem all there mentally and I have trouble believing that they’re someone you would want to spend more than 2 minutes with.

He would not harm anybody, he would not harm women or men.

she sounds incredibly coached and speaking off bullet points....

“Because if somebody attacks him he will punch back 10 times harder.”

She willingly sleeps with Donald Trump. This undercuts my interest in anything she might have to offer opinion on.