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There actually have been a few times in my life that saw circumstances improve with the judicious application of Hamburger Helper. And by judicious, I mean the whole box. And by helped, I mean totally did not help.

This is incredibly spot on.

If Hillary gets the nom, I would honestly campaign for her using this strategy.

You went there and I dig it.

I’m under no illusions about the mercenary nature of my companion animals. :P

FWIW plenty of the Trump supporters I know are fat fucks, male and female.

I truly do not care what Trump supporters think about anything.

At least they had women read it and not men #progress

You know I’d send this to my dad but he’d just be like Yes this is fantastic, but he forgot to include the line about how you must serve your husband in all you do. Well not you, you’re a lesbian and going to hell. But your sisters, and my wife, they are to be servants. PS done anything cool at work lately that I can

I mean, I’m a Bernie supporter, but I’ll be voting Hillary in the General if she gets the nom, and I’ll be happy to see either of them destroy Drumpf in a debate.

Like so?

because women only matter in the context that they belong to other men, we can’t be our own people. /s

OBVIOUSLY. They’re someone’s mother or sister or wife, dontcha know!

Trump is all about the issues.

“This is how Trump talks about our mothers, our sisters, our daughters.”

“Hey look how Trump talks about women. Despicable smh. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to donate funds to Scott Walker so we can restrict women's rights. "

You see that ad with all those ugly broads repeating my statements?! Not one of them was as bangable as my daughter Ivanka.

I'm sure Our Principles PAC REALLY cares about women.

Trump response will probably along the lines of “none of the women in the ad are attractive.”

Donald Trump: his own best anti-Trump ad.