If I thought Trump could win, then I would think about it. That is what heroin was invented for wasn’t it? Fucking Trump? So ask us again in October.

If anyone is murdering prostitutes and dumping their bodies in the river, it’s definitely Ted Cruz.

Honestly, I firmly believe that a Trump nomination guarantees a Hillary or Bernie presidency. Am I the only one who thinks he’s a gift to the democrats? He can’t even get above 35-40% of republicans to support him let alone independents and swing voters. He delivers a huge percentage of women, Latinos and African…

I have nightmares about being forced to unfurl Donald Trump’s hair from his comb over (it is probably about 2 feet long), comb it and braid it.

I’d sooner fuck Trump’s dad:

1. Take rohypnol and allow Berlusconi to fuck me (as long as he wears a condom) so that I have no memory of it (a bodyguard will have to be present to prevent it from happening more than once).

If Trump wins in November, we will all become Canadian. I suggest that you get cracking on that border security.

Kate McKinnon just looks like she is having a blast doing impersonations. She’s terrific!

Sometimes that happens. You can have a stellar cast, but bad writing and direction.

Those are often interchangeable terms.

the only Gawker blog that has approved me is Deadspin’s Adequateman of all things

Ducking right it would!

I believe two male character witnesses are required before the “she is a lying vindictive bitch” label can be removed. It says so under Sharia Law for Bro’s.

Saved this meme from another commenter:

Found one!

So let’s require rape victims to work with their rapist unless or until they prove it in criminal court? Such compassion you have. Perhaps you could work on a rape crisis line and tell callers that they are liars until they prove it in a court of law.

Can people just please dismiss the rape apologists from the board? If they replied to you, you can dismiss them. They have a Google alert that tells them whenever Jezebel mentioned “rape” and then rush over here from their usual anti-feminist Men’s Rights forums to spew their putrid nonsense. Don’t engage, just…

The argument that demands that rape victims go through a criminal proceeding or shut up and never speak about it, imho, creates a rapist’s paradise in which very few actually pay any consequences for their crime and benefit from an unjust system. When a rape victim is powerless, then she (or he) must use whatever…

WTF is wrong with Sony? Make the accommodations she is asking for FFS!

But babies taste better.