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Wait. They think the dress is white? Outrage!

How does one go from an amateur Jew to a professional one? Does it require graduate school? Do you have to submit a Thesis? And most importantly, does it pay well?

I grew up in a State that is very right wing and religious. I used to ask right wing Christians why they hated Jews so much and their answer was always “They killed Jesus”! I always responded that the “Romans killed Jesus, so shouldn’t you hate Italians”? They just looked at me with a puzzled expression.

Would you approve or disapprove of an executive order by the president to ban all abortions except in the case of the life of the mother?

Nuance? When it comes to slavery? NUANCE? We fought a damn civil war over it, and you think those bigots are objecting to an executive order? Omg, that’s hilarious. You never ask bigots if they are bigots, because they deny it, instead you ask them questions that reveal their bigotry. Like all birthers against Obama

And the mainstream media, like CNN will never report these findings, because in their zeal to seem unbiased, they are biased and complicit in recasting the right wing as people with reasonable views. We need to shine a light on them and crush them with our boot, like one does a scurrying cockroach.

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He knows how to put the “bro” in broker.

Donald Trump not only has tiger blood, and bathes in it, he kills yuge tigers with his yuge hands to get it.

I doubt that most of his followers who donate to him rather than paying the mortgage on their double wide care much about tax deductions.

If Trump wins the election, then check for a plague of locusts and rivers of blood, because the end of days are here.

I could see his hair piece escaping in the night and rampaging through the city like King Kong.

Running for president has become a huge money making operation for some candidates. They get to keep the money and sell more books. Makes me think that Trump only ever really entered the race as a money making scheme and then, like Frankenstein’s monster, it spiraled out of control.

Yeah, it’s kind of like saying “sure I rape prostitutes, but at least I leave them alive!”

I could reply something dirty just by changing “out” to “inside” but I will refrain..........

Stop! I think I just had an orgasm! Now tell me again about the mallet-heaving Adonises, but do so more slowly this time and a little to the left.....

God, I am going to miss her character when Downton Abbey finishes!

Didn’t he run home to Ohio for the express purpose of defunding PP after he was criticized by his fellow GOP candidates for accepting the Medicaid expansion?

Someone needs to remind him that poison is a woman’s favorite weapon. Now take a big bite of that Sandwich! Ignore the aftertaste, that’s just the almond butter.