You are a laughing stock.

GAWKER 2014/2015/2016: “The F-35 is overpriced junk.”

That makes sense. I was just hoping for glossy black. I felt very Vader in the gunner’s seat.

My neighbor on MCAGCC in 29 Palms let me ride in his A2 (he was the commander) back in 2002. It’s painted all white on the inside! I was not expecting that.

I need details on this hat. Can a pinecone be considered a hat? (Crossing fingers)

All. That. Winning.