You’re in over your head. Are you insuring/paying registration on all of these? Spend a weekend stripping the $600 Jeep of anything worth keeping. Then scrap it. Sell the Honda, it’s too far gone. (Winter beater Honda when you have 4 jeeps? I’ve never left So Cal so maybe I don’t get it but it seems like a Jeep would…

How about a Corvair spyder/ Turbo car.

I think a few years used lotus might be interesting. You could compare the spartan interior of the lotus to the hummer. Also you could discuss how it stacks up to a Ferrari/Skyline. The hoon factor and track day stories with some DeMuro flair should be entertaining. The reliability is another topic of interest (it is…