Picture this: You’re buying a new car from a Chrysler dealer

Afroduck fled to Canada thereafter, leaving his pregnant wife behind.

Too bad you didn't have access to a Turf Harvester...

It won't beat it this year — I'm only up to $3,029 for 2014. Though the year is still young.

I suspect the really bad year will be 2018. Four years in Philly, cold winters, and the car will be TWELVE years old.

For sale: Used Ford Econoline conversion van. Mostly highway miles. A/C doesn't work, but only needs $40 part, easy fix. Interior is to die for.

Here's the new R8:

Better yet, (purely playing devil's advocate) why was the dying lady's family going to twitter at her bedside???

no no no, your next car doesn't have to be automatic, your next wife has to drive manual. You have it all wrong.

Yes, we think about the cats. I open the door, it looks at me, and walks away. You know why?

"The previous generation, the generation that used to be able to carve canyons without crashing or attracting the cops are furious with this new hipster generation"

"Your Next Car Will Drive Itself"

Will my next car be autonomous?

No it won't.

Rear window was broken? My kid's in the back seat?

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.