I actually liked “Lose You to Love Me” but then it was all over apple commercials so it ruined the song for me. I think Selena should lean into acting more.

I loved Wolves - but I can’t name another Selena Gomez song. I feel like her fame is a carry over from her Disney days and her former relationships. That being said, she’s a stunning woman and very talented, and I want her to find better writers and producers to get her to a better place musically. 

An interesting concert experience this year. The good music was a bonus.

Some friends had extra tickets to a local Hozier concert. I like his music as does Mrs. Bitch, so we said yes and met the friends for dinner and the concert.

I estimate at least 75% of the audience was women under 30.

He came onstage after a very…

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Well then get ready for Lil Dicky’s new tv series. Ughh.

I’ve seen and heard Lil’ Dickey’s schtick with far more famous celebs before. That’s enough. I’m not giving that piece of shit a Youtube click, too.

You should really take a look at that Earth one. Just drop the stylus anywhere past the two minute mark and be amazed that people could write / record and animate something that seems like a throw away Lonely Island track 100% earnestly.

lil dicky’s entire career is him involving as many people as possible in his small-penis-shaming exhibitionism/voyeurism fetish, and i find it all horrible and upsetting; not the fetish itself, but the way it’s foisted en masse on an unsuspecting american public. if that’s your thing, go on chaturbate and enjoy a good…

I like the idea of “Lover” more than I like the actual song (same with “Archer”). The lyrics are good Taylor Swift lyrics, with a deft hand for detail. But the song is just dreary after the first listen through.

I am grateful and, yes, proud, that I only heard one of these songs, “Lover”, the entire year.

This is the most important article written in a generation.

Seriously. I thought it would be a running thing. Some of those moves would have made Iceman proud! And at least drop an "I'll be your huckleberry" somewhere in here.

No, the goal here is to avoid direct conflict, like Val Kilmer in The Saint, rather than escape conflict, like Val Kilmer in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Important note: Whatever else happens, behave nothing like Val Kilmer in Heat with respect to conflict. My god.

You left out, if the officer does happen to make eye contact with you, for any reason. Smile and nod. Toss in a friendly wave that says "Hello officer. I respect you for keeping us safe". That will put them in a friendly demeanor and they will look for a "real criminal", to justify your confidence in them to perform…

I did a couple of years in prison for drug stuff. You would think that walking out of the prison a free man was the most liberating feeling I have ever had. Incorrect. The most liberated I have ever felt is when, after 6 years of doing some combination of all of these things listed EVERY TIME I DROVE THE CAR, I…

In New York State, the paint on the older blue and white plates beginning with "E" have a tendency to flake off due to their inability to tolerate the ridiculous winter weather. I have a set in my garage right now waiting to become a future art project. Lots of these plates are flat-out illegible, day or night. …

Yeah, this was a big oopsie for me about 15 years ago. Fresh out of college, completely forgot to renew my tabs after the first year. I left a happy hour with coworkers (no drinking for me- poor college grad, I had an appetizer and tipped on that) and pulled out of the parking lot. It was a cold October evening, but I…

Can't hurt to try, pal (THESE STATEMENTS HAVE NOT BEEN EVALUATED BY AN AUTHORITY AND SHOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED LEGAL ADVICE—PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK).

Gas Stations Are "Base" in the Game of "Dump a Tail."

About this gas station rule... does it apply if the cop has already initiated a traffic stop? Like, lights on trying to pull me over? Can I speed off with my middle finger in the air and as long as I pull into a gas station before he shoots my tires out I'm ok??