Yeah this was Francie's mom's recommended tactic in "A Tree Grows in Brooklyn" for mashers (as they called them) on the train.

Meh. Think of those poor people who never learned to masturbate in the first place.

Just after I was married, I was stunned watching my new bride push a mower back and forth like a vacuum cleaner.  In fairness, they didn't exactly have yards where she is from. No one mows a holler.

This makes me sad.  If you are right, we need to change something in elementary school ASAP.

I thought most people use their pointer because it is the strongest.

Point your nose straight at the floor before you open your mouth.  It won't be the spitting that the cool kids do, but at least it won't be on your chin.

Joints waste a lot of weed anyway unless you are passing it around. Bowls are better now that we are all adults on a budget.

Buttering the pan is surprisingly common. I didn't know you could just butter the bread and have so much less mess and waste until my dad remarried and I watched my new stepmother make grilled cheese.

Could you list a few of the British examples, please?

I was thinking of Tar Miriel, the one whose was usurped and forced to marry the most evil king who captured and was then bewitched by Sauron.

You are probably thinking Biggie said this in “Juicy”, but he was referencing this earlier 2Pac line from Digital Underground’s “Same Song”.

This is awesome.

Smoking cat food . . . Walking Shaq moves.

Yesterday I learned that your sister looks cute in her braces (suspenders) and boots, not in her britches and boots.

This could be a far better use of this technology, but they'll probably butcher the squirrel scene.

And you are not worried that you’re conditioning them to be fascists?

I read that the hyenas do not goose-step.

Harris/Warren. Let Ms. Harris punch out Trump in the debates and be the firm hand on the wheel.  Let Ms. Warren use the VP position to do what she does best, work out policy proposals and get them through Congress.

Maybe the cokehead darkman-follower who gets crucified?

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