Please do not claim that she is not a Jew. Being willing to cast doubt on valid conversions harms many people other than Ivanka Trump. That is the kind of thing that the Israeli Rabbinate has been doing lately, and it can be devestating to some people lives.

So what kind of beer is good for a person with a sweet tooth?

How I buy a whole fish:

Surely there is no other way to pronounce it.

How do you use a box grater without getting blood all over your food?

I have been waiting 25 years to hear Scarlet Begonias on the radio, in either it’s Sublime or Grateful Dead versions.

In a the short story “The Sound of Music” by David Carrico, part of the 1632/Ring of Fire series where a town of West Virginians is transported to Seventeenth century Germany, a “down-time” musician is shocked by a bar-band rendition of Elton John’s “Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting”:

I do not have the breadth of video game experience that you guys have, so I ask, are there any games that have fully realized characters like books and better movies and TV shows do? NPC companions that grow or change or have internal dialogs or conflicts that we are privy to? Villeins with complicated inner lives?

And was turned into the eternal Silmaral bearer as the morning star whose light was captured into a glass phial by Lady Galadrial who provided it to Frodo who used it to drive off Shelob and by Sam to break the spell of the Mordor gate-watchers. It is saying that the events that happened in the semi-mythical past have…

So that's what that smell is.  They told me it was raining.

Why haven’t similar vulnerabilities been found on AMD chips?

What the hell does Old Chub mean when it says “It’s like Sputnik”? It was launched in the 50's? It's odd shaped with pointy things sticking out?  It orbits the Earth?  It's communism's challenge to capitalist technology?  It inspires greater science education?  Am I just too dumb to get the joke?  Is the joke too dumb…

In the late sixties, The Fugs even had an underground hit with the song “Coca Cola Douche”.

Hell, "Saint" Louis IX was no saint.

For real.  It wasn't until I took my mom's copy of "Valley of the Horses" until I realized, hey, girls like sex too!

This is true. We are perhaps not a callused as we could be having grown up around responsible journalism, but look at the disgusting pamphlets that circulated smearing Marie Antoinette.

I tried Mrs Butters worth, but my valves started to stick.

The restaurants around here that I go to almost always have empty tables, so I should be able to sit as long as I want without feeling guilty that I am screwing up anyone’s cash flow. Who wants to go somewhere packed anyway? The service will often be worse, the food not especially better, the atmosphere much noisier.

I don’t understand why other men don’t check out plus-sized womens’ bodies more. I love to look at fat chicks. Squishy bellies and boobs, big butts and thighs. We are all getting fatter in America (I know I am). Why not embrace the trend instead of being stuck with twentieth century beauty tropes?

If the world was logical, the same would be true of Chuck Grassley.