Keep up the good work!

Tina is awesome, but often in this movie, she is looking at David like she is totally crushing on him while he is oblivious to it.

It is a type of cheese.

Your local library . . .

In a more positive example of commercializing not-quite-identical music without the original artist’s permission, my daughter has a toy car that when you push the button, it plays a song that is not *quite* the main guitar riff from the The Allman Brothers “Blue Sky”, but definitely has the rhythm, tone, and feel.…

I called up Occam and he says he'll back you up on this one.

Ok, but how should I explain kissing the dead guy when the kids and I sit down to watch Richard Strauss’s <I>Salome</I>?

Pro tip:

Makes me wonder if it was "The Stand" or "Needful Things".

They just haven’t gotten around to radicalizing us yet. Slackers. If ISIS had their work ethic, they would have never gotten out of Al Anbar province.

When they make the movie version of this book, what dark secrets will it reveal about Ms. Orlean? We already know her as a hallucinogen enthusiast and an unindicted accomplice to a murder. I’m afraid of what depredations we may learn of next. Neither the library nor the local homeless population is safe with this…

A round head sewing pin is superior to a fork for pricking potatoes. Deeper, not as wide, less damage to the skin if you are going to scrape the for twice-baked/baked-stuffed.  You can microwave it and the numerous deep vents will steam it fluffy rather than gummy.

A sharp and incisive episode or arc calling out the trolls for their depravities while also turning the knife against themselves for breeding them over the last 20 years.

Maybe you should ask that delivery person how much they make per hour. If it is in the hospitality worker range ($10 - $15), they don't need a tip.  If it is in the should-be-illegal $3 waitress range, suck it up and pay the poor schlub.

If you a buying a proprietary design, the quantity has to be high enough for them to be willing to make it for you. 

Do not buy the $1 vegetable peeler from Dollar Tree.  Buy a $5 one that wa s actually sharpened before they put it in the package.

nickel’s worth

Would it be a good idea to substitute melted unsalted butter for the oil in a boxed brownie mix recipe?

Jaywalking is not that bad. It just implies country “Jay” (hick, hillbilly) that doesn't know how to walk in the city.

“personnel” not “personal”. In other words, she has been reprimanded and it is in her file.