For real. After you’ve seen him play Tommy Lillard, bank and train robber with a heart of gold, how could he ever just disappear into a role as an archaeologist or a president?

Way to one-up those hippies taking LSD and trying to understand Herb Alpert lyrics.

Young, passionate, and pre-80's.

Are there any benefits to drinking raw eggs?

Luckily, some people go left of center across that line on a regular basis.

This. Exactly.

100% wrong. All children are born as egocentric psycopaths. Only through sustained work do parents socialize them into being respectful, rule-abiding humans.

If, on the other hand, you want to encourage rampant fornication and masturbation, I would recommend listening to his very distant cousin, Larry Graham.

$13.46/hour. You can live decent in Buffalo on that and he only has to put in 20 hrs a week. Not too shabby.

I’m pretty sure there was only one battle of Antietam.

In the most commonly played live version of “Dear Abby”, John Prine gets the giggles over his own lyrics so that he has to delay jumping into the third verse by a couple of bars. Admittedly, that song is funny no matter how many times you’ve heard it.

Horrific.

Everything you said makes perfect sense except “A hard head makes a soft ass”. What the hell does that mean!?

If I let fear of salmonella stop me, I couldn’t make homemade egg nog, another “dangerous” foodstuff that has never hurt me.

Why was Scott Pruitt dining with a record company in the early nineties? People need to know!

Baruch Dayan Emes.

Aww. All my Goodwill Hunting stories are about finding a sweater for $3.

I had not-very-good sex with my future wife on our first date.

Katie,

This makes me mad. I wanna go there, eat a big meal and try to pay with cash. If they refuse, I’ll walk out. If they try to get lippy or threaten to call the cops, I’ll tell them off for refusing to accept my perfectly good money. If the cops come, I’ll tell them I have every intention of paying, the restaurant just…