What they really need is to use more Country Joe and the Fish.

You call “Centerfield” a novelty and “The Old Man Down the Road” a rewrite? Who are you, one of Saul Zaentz’s minions?

Exactly. They have great love for the fictional Jews of their imagination, who will soon be saved in this end-times drama, but have great contempt for actual Jews in America and Israel when they don’t go along with their fevered delusions.

Yeah. How can this be? Don’t all markets eventually get saturated at some point?

The neural network between your ears might be up to the task.

If my kid wrote that review, I’d make them delete it start from scratch.

The ones TNT made in the 90's (“Abraham”, “Moses”, etc) at least showed character flaws and tried to be movies first. They also hewed quite close to the original stories.

Do you usually ride between the lanes to pass people illegally?

In the context of slavery, it is horrible to refer to people like pieces of wood, but in a contemporary setting, I don’t see a problem with calling someone a seasoned professional.

Actually “Eenie meenie miny mo” comes from the first four natural numbers in Celtic languages and existed in Ireland centuries before it migrated to America and picked up a racist second line.

No. “Seasoned” was already in use, meaning wood that had sat for a time after being cut to make it more suitable for use. Any use by slavers was copied from that original usage, so no one today should be ashamed to say “seasoned.”

Too bad you’re not gonna watch it on Amazon this Valentine’s Day.

“Hunger and relatively low funds”

Nu, so edit it in!

A guy was stopped in the center turn lane the other day a WAVED A LADY WITH A KID IN AN UMBRELLA STROLLER across as my boss and I were coming up heading straight. I am SO glad he was paying attention and hit the brakes before he splattered her and her baby everywhere.

I am surprised there was no mention of the famous radioactive coconuts on Bikini Atoll. Apparently after the US tested nuclear bombs there, the coconut palm trees sucked up the radioactive cesium like crazy (maybe because it is under calcium on the periodic table) and ended up producing coconuts that were more…

J S Bach?

“A Cosmopolite in a Cafe”

My wife and I saw “Murder on the Orient Express” on Saturday night at the cheap theater and we both loved it.

Ah, quite right. That was Bruce Hampton who died last year.