Too bad you’re not gonna watch it on Amazon this Valentine’s Day.

“Hunger and relatively low funds”

Nu, so edit it in!

A guy was stopped in the center turn lane the other day a WAVED A LADY WITH A KID IN AN UMBRELLA STROLLER across as my boss and I were coming up heading straight. I am SO glad he was paying attention and hit the brakes before he splattered her and her baby everywhere.

I am surprised there was no mention of the famous radioactive coconuts on Bikini Atoll. Apparently after the US tested nuclear bombs there, the coconut palm trees sucked up the radioactive cesium like crazy (maybe because it is under calcium on the periodic table) and ended up producing coconuts that were more…

J S Bach?

“A Cosmopolite in a Cafe”

My wife and I saw “Murder on the Orient Express” on Saturday night at the cheap theater and we both loved it.

Ah, quite right. That was Bruce Hampton who died last year.

Most underrated cheap coffee: Seattle’s Best at Subway.

I think his character preferred to be known as a poet.

But it sounds like it takes place before “The Flopsy Bunnies”.

Comey fucked up by trusting congressmen to keep a secret. He did not publicly announce the fall 2016 reopening of the email investigation. He told Congress in closed session and Jason Chaffetz could not keep his mouth shut.

Left off Jim Comey, but what is your point, that some Republicans support democratic processes and the rule of law and some don’t?

It is kinda cool that so many brown skinned people and white liberals (two groups with plenty of historical reasons to distrust the FBI) are rooting for a team of former FBI guys and US attorneys.

You will like this interview:

Is it common to wear a dress like that with erect nipples and no bra? If so, where?

Banana chips + Nutella

And they get to process all the weird unsalable ones.

What does that weird coded message mean?