Did Kevin Costner from Dances with Wolves or The Untouchables give an opinion?

My ire at Alpha-Bits is based on them no longer being coated in sugar! What is this!

What a great picture! It really humanizes them as an actual married couple that get’s tired of each other’s shit.

Does this prove that he used to watch SNL during the Dana Carvey era and copy jokes from Adam Sandler’s Operaman? Maybe he no longer cares what is prudent at this juncture?

Wow, the game sure has changed since the nineties. I used to be upset that I could only play a paladin if I was a human or half-elf, so I had to go with a ranger instead. Cool that it’s not so racist now and even a misbegotten bastard like you can have such a noble vocation.

For your daughters, if maybe not for you, “Kiki’s Delivery Service” is perhaps the most accessible, non-sterotypical anime.

And when Gusto doesn’t show up, he plays the roles by himself!

Did you at least make it past the bagpipes?

Right on! Support your local eateries while you still can. People don’t give this kind of shit to Jane and Michael Stern.

Sounds intense. Probably way better than the one by Russ Meyer.

Ugh. Based on that description I’d say:

I feel ya, man. I totally got tired of dragging that spring reverb mechanism everywhere.

Tortilla chips and baby clothes.

Poon?

I think it's an "Uncle Ben".

Wow, some things really never change.

Mrs. O'Leary's cow.

Late career Joseph Heller is a lot of fun. Ask Kurt Vonnegut. He likes the cut of his jib.

"Let’s dispel with this fiction that Orrin Hatch doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing."

Interesting! That may be the source of a different phrase I've long wondered about: "balls out".