Or Lady Aberlin's moving apostasy in Dogma.

I prefer Larry David to not even mention little girls.

Do the young dudes in Iowa chug corn syrup?

Do the English and French reenact Crecy or the Russians and Germans reenact Stalingrad?

Where I come from, the suburban moms rock out to the White Stripes.

Do they have money? We can clean up Faygo and dead animals if we are raking in enough money.

There were differences. It was still well done and faithful to the spirit and intent of the novel.

But you can help yourself to all you want of the cheap shit in his liquor cabinet?

LSD definitely has a greater potential for things to get scary.

Hmm, I would have thought that childhood would have made him a better writer. . .

What typeface (font) would you have used?

Why doesn't anyone point out that he talks just like Jingle from "The Pickwick Papers".

Conspiracy hobbitses are the worst. Have you ever heard them go on about this great lidless, all-seeing eye that wants to make everyone slaves to its will?

Hey! Lillian Gish did nothing to deserve this being named after her!

As the basis for small "r" republicanism giving the laity the right to judge their representatives?

Reagan was an FBI plant to infiltrate the SAG and report back to Hoover who had communist connections.

Nobody is mentioning Will Geer, aka Grandpa Walton?

Thank you for your kind words, but it is more likely that I was attempting to be a pedant, a less beautiful thing.

I could be a pendant and say these were cooked on a griddle (a heated flat surface), not a grill (a grated surface over heat). Smashing a burger against an actual grill is a phenomenally bad idea; it will go through it be destroyed.

Low self esteem?