The way I keep them straight is that "undulating" is James Herriot describing the teats or ribcage of a cow, while "ululating" is Sephardic women partying or grieving.

The irony would be greater if they were ululating "BEN-GHA-ZIIIIII!"

While I do not know the man personally, everyone I have ever spoken too on the subject has confirmed that Mel Gibson is an asshole. Yet I think he is a great comic actor in Lethal Weapon and Maverick.

I thought he did well in American History X.

Barf . . .

I was hoping the Osbornes would cure that, but obviously not.

Do universities have a way to report non-educational crap like that? I mean it's not a history professor with unconventional views to be protected by academic independence. What does that shit have to do with English?

Don't need to bother with a sear step. It is already browned from being in the oven air for hours.

I also like to cook beef around 200-225. It helps cheaper cuts' texture too, but I don't think the final sear isn't really necessary. It is already browned from being in the oven air for hours.

I would far rather have a US remake of "Back in Time for Dinner". The variety you could get from mining ethnic cultures would give you a lot more material.

John Mellencamp

Does anyone have the recipe for Schwetty Balls?

A stopped clock is right twice a day, but a clock that runs at the wrong speed is almost never right. It only rarely coincides with the real time when their cycles match up. This could be once a year or once a decade.

"Working Girls" directed by Lizzie Borden

Christians, at least serious ones, often dig a Passover seder. You know who doesn't? Egyptophiles with ankh tattoos.

I don't think I've ever seen a Veggie Tales Passover, but I know I saw a Veggie Tales video where Miriam has a chip on her shoulder about this new baby they were trying to hide. She has to get over de Nile and learn to be a big sister. Pretty close.

Are you unfamiliar with Steak-and-Shake?

I think that there were several phrases like "fartknocker" and "dumbass" that were regionalisms that Mike Judge brought to the whole country.

Classy ;-)

I have no idea. He expressed great professional admiration for her feat of comedy, but they both seem like difficult people to get along with.