I really, really wish I could believe you . . .

In another Rust Belt city (at the Marc's in Mayfield Heights) it was discovered that a mere quarter was not enough to discourage theft of these valuable properties, so they built a wall of steel tubing so you cannot take your cart into the parking lot. It cannot get more than about three feet from the front of the…

And the all-seeing, lidless eye of Sauron…

Too bad that the SNL examples left off one of the yummiest: Placenta Helper

Yeah when they wanted to refer to the actual president, they called him Billy Clampett.

I really think your "Reader Response" model is usually the only intellectually honest way to engage with a text. The alternative methods of critics claiming to know what meanings are already inherent in it always read like elaborate, but unsupported hypotheses.

Mmm, can I just get an ambiguous whitefish on Italian with extra olives?