What is Pickle Rick going to do? Falsely imprison the players so they can’t leave the game?

Unrelated to your post, but I would kill for an SSV Normandy level in Powerwash Simulator

The cool thing is that if I need to verify anything about Nintendo I just reach out to my uncle.

I appreciate the vote of confidence, but please, don’t let anyone else speak for you—even me.

We lose our voice when we refuse to exercise it--and I guarangoddamntee you that yours has merit.

I had a D&D friend get his hands on this beauty back in my adolescent days. The gaming session that followed was one weird but hilariously awkward experience. Kinda like going to a late night hentai viewing at a convention.

Well, you see, that’s why this article has other paragraphs.

Grew up hunting. Family ranch in south Texas, one of the first to actively manage whitetail deer as a herd starting in the 70s (thousands of pounds of formula-specific deer feed per week, curated oat fields, segregated populations, quota kills). The purpose of all of this was to engineer more bucks having bigger and…

Tokyo Wars was so fucking good I just can’t even.

But you forgot the best Ace Attorney song that isn’t even an Ace Attorney song:

I was never planning on selling this, I just make stuff for fun. People are asking to buy so I had to come up with a price. That price seems reasonable given the time involved in making the case and the fact that I have a full time career. If you want to sell them for $55 then go ahead.

Oh, so this is the tab which has the autoplay video on it. I had trouble finding out because it - combined with the badly-programmed video adverts which I've found plaguing Kotaku for the last few weeks (but no other Gawker sites, that I've noticed) - brought my browser to a crawl while searching the tabs, even making…

Alucard!!!!!

I feel like this game is trying to say something about the pointlessness of our self-obsession and the brevity of youthful beauty. Aren't we all just skeletons walking around a graveyard taking selfies?

That twinkie is literally smaller than Melissa McCarthy.

No not Blood Dragon. It was just some added missions to FC3. From wiki:

I wish Destiny had a pre-order bonus that included a story....

That's a great song to start the lap with though.

As long as we're doing time travel stuff, I brought this back from the 90's:

That photo IS color. It's 1000% more gritty than the predecessor.