This is in the top 10 most retarded readings of that statement I’ve read so far, but the night is still young.

I like you Greg, but you’ve really got this backwards.

I think your memory is more selective than you’re letting on :p

This is pretty subtle to be considered pandering, especially compared to the wide swath of pandering that fighting games are.

To be fair, though, the style of the franchise’s really dictates that Mario Kart can just be whatever and F-Zero should be something specific. Being mad about that is like saying you would be fine with a new F-Zero game where all the hover cars are replaced with wheeled off road vehicles.

No it’s not.

Needs to take a break*

Interesting list, I’ll have to...wait...Depression Quest? depresSION QUEST!!!! GAMERGATE, GAMING JOURNALISM, BENGHAZI, OBAMACARE, BALLROOM BLITZ, BANNANNAS, 9/11, INFOWARS, SHIT, SHIT, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

This is fantastic, but you left out the art goblin one (my favorite) and cut off the best part of the church graveyard one: the part where he prefaced the story of how he burned 72 people alive with “This isn’t THAT sadistic, but...”

I doubt she’s concerned so much with what GG thinks and more concerned with GG’s intrusive and abusive nature. It’s easy to shirk someone’s opinion when they aren’t trying to dox you.

While there will always be a fondness in my heart for the music of System of a Down...

Thanks for this riviting tail of your tribulations being a white person interacting with police.

Sat at my computer pressing 1,2,3,2 for 10 years and ate only Oreos and mountain dew the whole time. 10/10, would diabetus again.

Being a gamer, I feel like I finally get how black people feel about their culture being misappropriated for entertainment.

I don't really think that is condescending. When I had plenty of free time, I would watch Adam Sandler movies despite them not being very good. Now a days I don't have a lot of time and wouldn't spend it watching something like this.

The smarmy comment about the polio vaccine is funny because polio is on the rise due to people dismissing herd immunity as not real or nonsense, even though it's a really simple concept that shouldn't go over anybodies head. We actually do still need the polio vaccine, you guys proved it.

Wait, wouldn't it have been fashion people that eshewed 'tradition' and picked a half Japanese person to represent Japan in the first place? Is it really fair to say fashion people are promoting a stereotype by promoting a stereotype about fashion people? Can you really accuse them of being shallow when you've barely…

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nvm.

You mra piece of shit.

Women have to have less clothing to play to their strengths, which are agility and incredible breasts. Obviously.