the-mysteries-of-jake
the mysteries of jake
the-mysteries-of-jake

That's like blocking the view of the Grand Canyon.

I turned off the closed captioning because it was blocking the view of Molly’s camel toe and immediately asked myself: “What are you doing with your life???”

Sadly the original musical version of Richard III is lost to history. 46 songs, all of them about what a fucking asshole Richard is.

The only user on the site allowed to comment in all caps.

HAVING MOST OF A THEATER JOIN IN THE SINGING OF A POPULAR SONG COULD BE A WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE. NEVERTHELESS, I CAN SEE HOW THE CAST AND SOME/MANY/MOST AUDIENCE MEMBERS, HAVING PAID TO HEAR PROFESSIONALS, MIGHT NOT APPRECIATE IT. THE SOLUTION IS OBVIOUS: LEAN IN. ADVERTISE PERFORMANCES WHERE JOINING IN IS ALLOWED AND

Concerts, shows, even movies these days are a “no thanks” for me. People post-Pandemic are getting awful. If this is the ‘new normal’, no thanks. I’m there for the show, not the side-show.

Which is odd because I don’t even remember “I Will Always Love You” being in it.

“Two women were forcibly pulled out of the theater by security”

Same thing happened when I went to see Rocky Horror Picture Show last year.

Sending your children to Kanye West’s school should be a giant red flag that CPS needs to get involved immediately.

These video only posts are garbage. Everybody hates them just staaaaaaahp.

I believe his point is that it wasn’t uncommon back then.  

Or she really didn’t know how stressful performing on the show could be, or how much she would miss her kids. Lots of people really don’t know how they will react to something they’ve never experienced before.

Musk’s self-immolation over the last few years has been something to behold, and completely self inflicted. He’s always been an insecure, self aggrandizing, vindictive dick but, wow, did the Twitter acquisition bring on the full dumpster fire. Not only did it show he’s really dumb, by not being able to stop tweeting

why can’t a celebrity promote something?

I believe it comes down to being a type of insider trading. 

Removing legacy Verified Blue checks erases any value to the Twitter Blue check mark. Musk and his sycophants see it as status symbol rather than a safety measure, they see it as a way to boost thier own traffic and profile.

“a nonsensical, visually unappealing abomination.”

Dude is just addicted to stepping on his own dick in the needlessly silliest of ways.

Given the pending lawsuit, could changing the Twitter logo to the doge dog be considered contempt of court?