the-mysteries-of-jake
the mysteries of jake
the-mysteries-of-jake

Musk calling anyone’s twitter feed “diarrhea” is the height of projection.  The guy spends all day long talking shit.  I dunno how he finds enough time to even pretend to run Tesla or SpaceX.  He just tweets bad ideas and then his lackeys have to scramble to implement them or else get fired.

I’ve been heavy drinking for over a decade to forget.  Has not worked 

I’m pretty sure Musk does everything out of spite, even basic bodily functions. The man thermoregulates out of spite.

Congratulations on being the one person who does.

“Long liver and prostate!”

I kinda hoped that would happen when he first bought it but to many people are addicted to that stupid app. 

Musk has a lot of experience “paying for it” so he is just passing on his wisdom 

I’ve been hearing people say that the Doge thing may actually be what broke the “.... retweeted” function and while that may just be supposition I kinda want it to be true. 

I mean, I don’t think it needs to be said but Elon is a fucking nut.

I’m good with them not paying Twitter anything, thanks.

Government organizations are also shrugging at the idea of paying for the checkmark. This would probably increase the likelihood of scammers impersonating organizations, but it’s ridiculous for Twitter to expect people to pay them to solve a problem that Twitter created (and was subscription-free for a very long time,

Short answer: Yes.

Long answer: Yes, but it always was a trash fire. It’s just now due more to imbecilic mismanagement than to the organic heaping of endless burning refuse by its user base.

Everyone should do this. Make the world a better place. Piss off Elon ‘apartheid profiteer’ Musk. Everybody wins :)

It’s sad how people like him think this looks like the behavior of an adult.

Elon showing how utterly powerless he’s become by taking away something the Times already said they don’t value, which every other publication is about to lose anyway since none of them want to pay for it either.

I’m sure the Times has regular meetings dedicated solely to figuring out how to get more Twitter followers.

It’s sad how people like him think this looks like the behaviour of a strong person.

He also:

this sums up how bad elon is at this shit: