I laughed at “Traffic Altercation” the most.

Completely agreed on the Traffic Altercation sketch - initial appearance was of a very basic sketch but it got progressively better with a very much stuck landing.

Even the first word of the review looks wrong. Should it be “Heralded...”?

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I would watch a movie of James Austin Johnson doing Donald Trump. I love it that much.

Good for Loosey for keeping her name in the mouths of Luxx and Mistress even after her elimination — that’s how you make an impression with a fifth-place finish.

He might forget the dollar, but I’m sure the final total of her legal fees will leave a mark. 

Paltrow could have took him for all he's worth in the counter sue. Could have destroyed him, and she knew it. But in her benevolence, she showed him mercy. That one dollar better be a dollar he never forgets

Should have been “wokest friend,” but I’ll allow it.

Could they BE any less friendly?!

Imagine having your racism be so malignant that it makes you believe Terrence Howard and Don Cheadle look alike.

Seems she didn’t even say the word “woke”, it’s just in the headline.

This comes right on the heels of Disney ninja’ing the shit out of Ron DiSantis at the last minute. The handpicked board of MAGAcronies set to govern the special tax district were left virtually powerless in the face of last minute restrictive covenants on the property

Finally some good Marvel news.

“She did the thing she was contractually obligated not to do and so they terminated her contract” just doesn’t quite have the same clickbait to it.

That pitch actually seems too nuanced for the Trump administration.  It probably went more like “somebody told me John McCain was a veteran.”

“[T]ried to convince the VA to sell veterans’ medical records”.

That photo above looks like the Penguin meeting with Emperor Palpatine in sunglasses and Donald Trump.

If the name Nelson Peltz sounds familiar, he’s the one who forced his daughter Nicola into the role of Katara in M. Night Shyamalan’s The Last Airbender, which created a domino effect that ended with the movie being about heroic white people vs. evil brown people. Which is a shame for Nicola, who proved herself a…

Very sorry to the other 6,999 employees that are losing their jobs, but he can rest in piss.