She’s just pissed that he’s no longer playing that blond, butter cream-frosted Swedish murder machine and Zep fan Brock fucking Samson.

And with that glorious sentence completed, the author set down their pencil and imagined Miss Shields writing ‘A+ A+ A+ A+ A+ A+...’ on the chalkboard.

We know that Sony has the resources to make not Spider-Man Spidey movies. We know they can make them bad. Do they have the moxie to make the sure fire lollapalooza that a Turner D. Century production would be?

I think Kate should lean into it and just keep releasing progressively more and more ridiculous photoshops.

I guess he was the White Power Ranger all along, huh.

My favorite qoute about being “woke” came from Howard Stern of all people, and I’ll all for it:

One image showed several pictures of the protagonist Eve from Korean developer ShiftUp’s upcoming action game Stellar Blade, juxtaposed against female characters from Overwatch, Forspoken, and Life is Strange. “Embrace tradition. Reject modernity” is emblazoned on the collage.

You know what? Even if it were pushing a woke agenda, I'd be fine with that. We have had enough machism, jingoism, chauvinism and racism in our games.

“So ... you get it.”

“::sigh:: I’m going to be on the Internet, aren’t I?”

it’s not clear to us whether Herzog is offering a qualitative assessment of Gerwig’s movie, or genuinely speaking to its neon pink depiction of Barbieland, a world in which ostensibly happy “people” play out basic routines with no capacity for understanding any of the ennui or despair clawing at the edges of…

I didn’t get a Community notification for this??

Butters will be so happy.

Stop trying to make Turner D. Century happen.

Anyone who says the current streaming and cable ecosystem is worse than cable was either entirely ignorant of a time before ~2012 or so or just being hyperbolic.

My college roommate watched it for three days straight while drinking Robitussin. He's a father of 5 now. 

Spidey has a deep bench and a lot of that bench seems to be populated by the imaginings of guys on psychedelic drugs.

what is up with this trend of just recycling an article from another site on this network? i see that technically, the title and subtitle are changed...i guess that’s enough to be “different”

This is the fourth of these movies, the first three were bad, and all of them have been made for the sole reason of Sony holding onto some rights over a character that can’t appear in them, but makes them money when someone else makes movies with him.

ROXY!!!